Good questions outrank easy answers ;)

Questions are bascially the problems which occur on gaining any new information and on the other hand they are the problem-solvers aswell...b'cz if there had been no exsistance of questions ..then obviously answers would not even born. Anyways i dont want u guys to get in any kind of problem so am giving u answers along with the questions ;)
This picture above completly reflects my face expression on reading this funny thing which am going to share with u guys...So enjoy ;) and let me see ur face axpressions aswell hehe ;)

Q1: What is the height of Fashion?
Ans: Dhoti with a zip.

Q2: What is the height of Secrecy?
Ans: Offering black visiting cards.

Q3: What is the height of Active laziness ?
Ans: Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

Q4: What is the height of Laziness?
Ans: Adopt a child.

Q5: What is the height of Craziness?
Ans: Getting a black paper Xeroxed.

Q6: What is the height of Forgetfulness?
Ans: Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.

Q7: What is the height of Stupidity?
Ans: A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

Q8: What is the height of Honesty?
Ans: A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

Q9: What is the height of Suicide?
Ans: A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

Q10: What is the height of De-hydration?
Ans: A cow giving milk powder.